yourcreepyuncle:

fandom interpretation

• dirk is a whining weak uke uke chan who blushes whenever jake chan glances at him
• jake is a big strong man double pistols and an orgasm for anyone he spares a look at

reality

• dirk is a literal cool dude who doesn’t take shit from no one who can fight off an entire army of imperial drones practically by himself
• jake is a complete fucking 100% dork who who gets his ass beat half way across his island by a robot

(Source: reactions-101)

kindergraph:

==> Jake: Punch fish hitler in the snout to establish dominance.　

(Source: fondlyregarded)

yoccu:

a moment of silence for what is possibly my favorite moment in homestuck

I got hungry again [another questionable cooking post]

shit-h4pp3ns:

mintymu:

So after the breakfast smoothie, i needed a lunch. Sadly, one does not live on smoothie alone (i look forward to the day that science changes this.) So i did what everyone does when they’re hungry: repeatedly check the same fridge/freezer and hope something good appears

well fuck.

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I will marry you for your sheer ability to make shit out of other shit.

we will live in a castle and feed off of a neverending supply of the above shitburgers

I got hungry again [another questionable cooking post]

So after the breakfast smoothie, i needed a lunch. Sadly, one does not live on smoothie alone (i look forward to the day that science changes this.) So i did what everyone does when they’re hungry: repeatedly check the same fridge/freezer and hope something good appears

well fuck.

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Why “friendzoning” is bullshit and does not exist!

legendaryarmor:

So, you’re interested in this girl, right? Man, she’s a cutie! You’re super nice to her, and hey, maybe you’re even spending a little money on her - maybe you’re spending a lot of money on her! She’s gonna love it. But oh no - she either has a significant other already, or gets one all of a sudden, leaving you in the dust! What the fuck?? You are so “”friendzoned”“, bro.

You know why that’s not true? Because someone isn’t obligated to return your romantic attraction just because you’ve been kind to them or lauded them with gifts and affection. What if one of your friends did this to you, and you had absolutely no interest in them at all? How would you feel if they grew bitter and angry about this, as if your friendship wasn’t good enough? Wouldn’t that make you uncomfortable - maybe even a little pissed off? I bet it would!

People aren’t machines that you feed currency into until they’re ready to date you. That’s not how the world works. If you get turned down by someone you’re interested in, “despite” you being nice and spending your time and money on them, it doesn’t mean they’re a shitty person. Nobody is obligated to date anyone, ever.

Being rejected sucks, especially when you really like someone. I know, it’s happened to me several times! It’s not the end of the world, though, and holding a grudge or feeling slighted over it isn’t going to change the situation - it’s just going to make you look like kind of an asshole.

So ease your foot off the gas of your ragemachine, think about the situation a little. Reflect on it. Appreciate the friendship you have and assess your priorities and actions. Above all else, please don’t act like a douche. The other person probably doesn’t deserve it.

escapelikestevemcqueen replied to your post: I got hungry again [another questionable cooking post]

On the AP Food Design test, this could possibly get a four. It’s the essays/description that threw you down one!

damn its always the free response that gets me

today, i make smoothie

Since i graduated and am therefore now an ActualAdult™, i decided its time to make my own food. Today i really wanted a smoothie but i have never made a smoothie before in my life. What are smoothies? We just don’t know.

So my smoothie making adventure turned into a game of “Lets throw this shit in a blender and hope  it’s edible”

so i threw some shit in a blender:
 

and then i proceeded to press all the buttons until it stopped being solid

result:
 
It did, in fact, taste like a smoothie.

what I learned: 
1) My blender fucking sucks 
2) Putting something in a fancy glass makes it look infinitely better 

kimiknowsthesecrets:

You can all thank me later <3 (MY GIFS, BY THE WAY)

TEAM AVATAR 2.0, LIVIN’ IT UP.

…c-cute…

theartofanimation:

Anton Marrast

lurlenebuttertracks:

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Take Me Home Country Roads

animeloverforevers:

mintymu:

isaac was on ts at the time so as a bonus you get to listen to my dumb irish friend

Fuck. You. Stupid. Person. Yaoi is amazing, so are gay people, straight people, and bi people! <3 Love!

lmao you’re making it sound like i dislike yaoi because i dislike gay people, when the whole point of the post was that yaoi creates unfair stereotypes of gay men and also treats RAPE AND ABUSIVE BEHAVIOR like it’s ok (spoiler alert, it’s not). I dislike yaoi because it is harmful to gay men. You also have junjo romantica on your blog which is guilty of every single one of the things we listed. It literally opens with the seme raping the uke and then they both go on like nothing happened. 


 

legendaryarmor:

So, you’re interested in this girl, right? Man, she’s a cutie! You’re super nice to her, and hey, maybe you’re even spending a little money on her - maybe you’re spending a lot of money on her! She’s gonna love it. But oh no - she either has a significant other already, or…